Red Nose Radar

"Santa has never been fired upon accidentally as an intruder", the press release reassures us. Plenty of other useful information follows - from the speed of Santa's sliegh (nine Riendeer power) to what's under his red coat (a stomach that helps fight the effects of gravity).
You. Could. Not. Make. This. Up.
(The pictures are getting worse today, don't you think)
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