You can't handle the juice

Tom Cruise hasn't been doing himself any favours recently, what with the mad shouting, the jumping up and down, the wrestling with Oprah, and the vampirical 'relationship' with Katies Holmes' credibility.



But we have to admit he comes off quite well from the whole squirting-water-in-his-face incident. His reactions seem almost human. You can even imagine sharing his indignation.



Luckily, tvgasm have redubbed the whole incident as though it were porn, robbing Cruise of his dignity all over again. Hooray!



Now we can go back to deciding who should replace Katie on our laminated list.

TVgasm: Show Me The Money (Shot)!

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