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Everyone's favourite hobbit, Elijah Wood, is so studly and hetero that he loves people to call him gay. He even "likes to surf the Web and look at doctored photos that put him in compromising positions with men," he tells MSNBC. Which doesn't sound like the sort of thing a gay person would do at all.

Wood even lets slip that his favourite website is called “Elijah Wood Is Very, Very Gay”.

All of which kind of makes this picture of his gurning face poking out of a giant balsa-wood vagina all the more disturbing.


Or desperate to make a point... You decide.

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