Required reading

:: The World's Best Lonely Hearts Ads
For example: "List your ten favourite albums... I just want to know if there's anything worth keeping when we finally break up. Practical, forward thinking man, 35."

:: The Gay Characters' Rules for Surviving a Horror Film
Rule number one: You don't

:: Jessica Alba has sex in the ocean
I'd take that with a pinch of (sea) salt, if I were you.

:: U2 and Green Day make a video
In which they imagine what would happen if the US spent their war budget on clearing up New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina.

:: What was the first song ever played on an iPod?
I'd have expected some nerdo musical wankfest like Dark Side Of The Moon. But no! It was the totally popalicious Groovejet (If This Ain't Love). Nice!

:: Dance Dance Revolution. With a Pen!
Nintendo continue to release absolutely barking games that make no sense whatsoever and thereby land right on my Christmas wishlist.

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