Rihanna does a video, people notice

As everyone on the entire internet has pointed out, Rihanna is riding a zebra in her new video.



I'm a bit miffed that it's a stuffed zebra. Where's the fun and danger in that? Mind you, given that the video is an horrific assault assault on the eyes, it's probably for the best that any real animals were kept away from the set.

Rihanna - Rude Boy


While it's nice to see Rihanna nod to the calypso and soca music of her native Barbados, I can't take the song seriously when the bridge so obviously steals the lyrical conceit of the following song:

Flight Of The Conchords - She's So Hot (Boom)

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