He's not even going to kill her Once
Take a look at this scene from Diana Vickers' new video, The Boy Who Murdered Love.
It is a BOY trying to MURDER a sign with the word LOVE on it. It is just about the dumbest thing I have ever seen committed to film. And I've seen Transformers 2.
Thing is, this boy is never going to succeed in his diabolical plot because he hits like a girl. He is wetter than a cup of tea, in a fountain on World Humidity Day. His wrist is so limp, it could be a cucumber sandwich. If those punches were a musical genre, they'd be Flaccid House.
And aren't there better ways to murder love than giving it a lacklustre slap? How about diverting a train line through its living room? Or dropping a piano on it from the top of a nearby cliff? Or replacing its favourite food with four sticks of TNT?
Alternatively, if you're not Wile E Coyote, I would consider NOT committing murder due to the harsh penalties the crime attracts in most civilised nations.
Now, where was I? Oh yes, Diana Vickers. The Boy Who Murdered Love is among the better songs on her debut album (sadly, a 5/10 affair). The video's not available for embedding, but you can watch it on the MSN video pages. Or, if you prefer not to endorse the "evil" Microsoft corporation, watch this live performance from Monday's Graham Norton Show.
It is a BOY trying to MURDER a sign with the word LOVE on it. It is just about the dumbest thing I have ever seen committed to film. And I've seen Transformers 2.
Thing is, this boy is never going to succeed in his diabolical plot because he hits like a girl. He is wetter than a cup of tea, in a fountain on World Humidity Day. His wrist is so limp, it could be a cucumber sandwich. If those punches were a musical genre, they'd be Flaccid House.
And aren't there better ways to murder love than giving it a lacklustre slap? How about diverting a train line through its living room? Or dropping a piano on it from the top of a nearby cliff? Or replacing its favourite food with four sticks of TNT?
Alternatively, if you're not Wile E Coyote, I would consider NOT committing murder due to the harsh penalties the crime attracts in most civilised nations.
Now, where was I? Oh yes, Diana Vickers. The Boy Who Murdered Love is among the better songs on her debut album (sadly, a 5/10 affair). The video's not available for embedding, but you can watch it on the MSN video pages. Or, if you prefer not to endorse the "evil" Microsoft corporation, watch this live performance from Monday's Graham Norton Show.
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