A Britney Spears album cover

According to the press release, "Femme Fatale is a tribute to bold, empowered, confident, elusive, fun, flirty women and men".

What about the meek, disenfranchised, insecure, approachable, unhappy men and women with a regular libido? When is someone going to make an album for them?

[Answer: Coldplay's new record is due in May]

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