While we're on the subject of murder...

Here's the video to one of the most unintentionally hilarious singles of 2011: Rihanna's Man Down.



Note to Rihanna: If you have committed a murder in broad daylight and somehow managed to evade capture, it is probably best not to confess everything in a pop song.

Second note to Rihanna: How does the lyric "I shot a man down" tally with the lyric "I didn't mean to hurt him"? There is a lack of internal coherence to your argument, and this will inevitably trip you up in the witness box.

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