Beyoncé torture porn

I don't know what terrible secrets she's hiding, but Beyoncé is being waterboarded in the new video for 1+1.

I jest of course. The water is a signifier of wanton lust, for Beyoncé's most lascivious single since Naughty Girl. Throughout the ballad, Ms Knowles repeatedly demands "make love to me" ("okay then", the world). Musically, 1+1 is unbelievably naff, crammed with overemoted power chords and grandstanding guitar solos, but somehow it all works. Here are some other key scenes from the video.

1) The knee-trembling striptease

2) The astonishing dual hair toss

3) The sweaty after-glow of filthy rumpo a bi-weekly spin class

4) The Great Suprendo

Watch the video in full below.

Beyoncé - 1+1

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