Seven awful screenshots from will.i.am's awful new single with Britney Spears

The song is awful. The lyrics are awful. Britney's fake British accent is awful. The video is awful. There is nothing about this song that isn't 100% rancid.

Let's take a look at some stills from the video, which really drive home the aggressive awfulness of the entire enterprise.

Oh look everyone, will.i.am is the King. The King of crap.

If the pop career ever goes down the dumper, at least Britney is guaranteed work as a magician's assistant.

Someone went to all the trouble of hooking a typewriter up to an iPad and this is the first thing they wrote? I'd have expected "tits" at the very least.

The back of Will’s skull is a glitter ball. The glitter ball is on fire. Frankly, I’m not drunk enough to decipher this complex visual imagery.

This is the bit where Will takes one of Britney's most iconic, defiant lyrics and smashes its kneecaps in with a hammer.

Did you know that will.i.am has a range of iPhone accessories? Well, you do now.

Oh, I give up.

Here is the song. Don't say you haven't been warned.

Will.i.am ft Britney Spears - Scream and Shout

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