Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Five songs about pets

I couldn't find any new music worth writing about today, so here are five songs written about a pet dog or cat. I don't know why.

1) The Beatles - Martha, My Dear
Yes, famous vegetarian Paul McCartney loves animals. Who'd have thought?

On the surface, Martha, My Dear sounds like a love song, and many have presumed it was written for McCartney's then-girlfriend Jane Asher and her wonderful party cakes. But no. Sir Fab Macca wrote it for a sheepdog, Martha, who was his first ever pet. Here he is banging on about it:

"She was a dear pet of mine. I remember John being amazed to see me being so loving to an animal. He said, 'I've never seen you like that before.' I've since thought, you know, he wouldn't have. It's only when you're cuddling around with a dog that you're in that mode, and she was a very cuddly dog."

Noted Beatles' scholar Ian MacDonald said of Martha, My Dear: "Scintillatingly gifted as this song is, it's also virtually devoid of meaning." Ouch.



2) Queen - Delilah
Legend has it that Freddy Mercury wrote "You're My Best Friend" about his pet dog. The problem is that bassist John Deacon wrote that song, and he's said on several occasions it was about his wife Veronica Tetzlaff (mind you, you would say that, wouldn't you?)

But Queen did have a song about a cat - Delilah. Peculiar even for them, this album track from the Innuendo sessions was a tribute to Freddy Mercury's favourite pet, a tortoise-shell tabby. It contains the memorable couplet: "You make me slightly mad /
When you pee all over my Chippendale suite
."

Roger Taylor hated it.




3) Arcade Fire - Neighborhood #2 (Laika)
OK, not strictly about a pet - but about the first canine cosmonaut, a stray dog called Laika.

"It's a great story about a dog being the first living creature in space," Win Butler told Minneapolis magazine The Pulse. "Doing this spectacular thing, but not having food and watching itself fall back into the earth."

The dog's intergalactic journey is also (apparently) a metaphor for the life of Alexander Supertramp - the man whose journey into solitude in the Alaskan wilderness was told in Sean Penn's film Into The Wild.




4) Norah Jones - Man Of The Hour
This is by far my favourite song on the list. Jones' boyfriend has given her an "it's him or me" ultimatum - and she chooses her pet dog, as any sensible woman would.

The meaning of the song becomes clearer as the song goes on - eventually making sense of the slightly barmy first verse.

I can't choose
Between a vegan and a pot head
So I chose you, because you're sweet
And you give me lots of lovin'
And you eat meat


You might think that's Norah's pet dog sitting next to her on the cover of The Fall (see right) but it's not. It's a stunt dog, called Ben, who was brought in by the photographer. Talk about betrayal.




5) Henry Gross - Shannon
I'm ending with a weepie. Shannon was written about the death of Beach Boy star Carl Wilson's Irish Setter. Awwww.

The story goes that Henry met Carl on tour in 1975, and they got to talking about dogs. Henry mentioned his wife's pet, Shannon, "an uncannily human dog whose ability to manipulate her human counterparts cannot be understated". To his surprise, Carl nearly burst into tears - having recently lost an Irish Setter of the same name in a car accident.

Back at home, with his pet dog on his lap, Henry wrote the song while imagining "the indescribable sadness that losing such a beloved partner" must cause. Played in a pseudo-Beach Boys style, Henry had hoped to have Carl sing backing vocals, but scheduling conflicts meant it was not to be.

Either way, the treacly, mawkish ballad shot to number one in the US and is played at uncomfortably sentimental pet funerals to this day.

Warning: The following video will either bring a lump to your throat or make you do a sick in your tea cup.



So, that's my lot... Any other suggestions? NB: Michael Jackson's Ben was actually written for a film, not a pet rat, and Snow Patrol's Chasing Cars (sadly) isn't about pretending you're a dog.

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Thursday, February 12, 2009

Kittens... Inspired by Kittens!!

Twitter makes my head go weird. What kind of world is it where Holly Willoughby sends Fearne Cotton a video of kittens on Youtube and it ends up in my inbox?

A spectacularly awesome world, of course.



For more of this fascinating content, try shoving my twitter page up your wazoo.

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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

That sure is a nice bodywarmer

In the absence of any music news - Cats.

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Friday, September 26, 2008

Amazing x5

Here's a quintuple dose of awesome to kick off your weekend:

1) Alesha Dixon's new single
Through the medium of mambo, Alesha is reaching out to her two, distinct audiences - (a) People who mourn the passing of Mis-Teeq (b) People who only know her because of Strictly Come Dancing.

The Boy Does Nothing is the name of the song, and I can prove to you how amazing it is in just 20 seconds:



There's more on Alesha's MySpace.

2) Ninja Cat is comin' to getcha



3) Ben Folds Five and Regina Spektor
My two favourite people who sit behind a piano and sing at the same time have sat behind two pianos and sung at the same time as each other. Result = Brilliance.

Ben Folds - You Don't Know Me (feat Regina Spektor


4) Barack Obama visits the West Wing
Aaron Sorkin takes time out from writing a movie about Facebook (the mind boggles) to imagine what advice The West Wing's Jed Bartlett would give the current Democratic Presidential Candidate.

:: Jed & Barack [New York Times] Warning: Socks will be blown off.

5) A Girls Aloud video with a budget in excess of £2.50

Girls Aloud - The Promise


Trivia: I interviewed Kimberley yesterday. She was tired, but very polite.

The End.

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Friday, June 13, 2008

A milestone is reached



Crivvens! This is officially the 1,000th post on Discopop Directory. The majority of the content has, if I'm honest, mostly been flim, flam and piffle. But that's what the internet was invented for, surely?

To celebrate our first millennium, here is a Muxtape with the top 12 tracks from the first three-and-a-half years of the blog's lifespan (click on the picture or go to discopop.muxtape.com to load it up).



And for those of you who don't "do" the whole Muxtape thing, here's the whole lot in MP3 format. Don't tell the record labels, though. They'll cut me up and spread me on their toast.

TRACKLISTING
1) Nelly Furtado - Maneater
2) Gnarls Barkley - Crazy
3) Girls Aloud - Biology
4) Dragonette - Competition
5) CSS - Let's Make Love and Listen To Death From Above
6) Amerie - Gotta Work
7) Goldfrapp - Number 1
8) Annie - Heartbeat
9) Robyn - With Every Heartbeat (acoustic)
10) The Cardigans - I Need Some Fine Wine And You, You Need To Be Nicer
11) Regina Spektor - Samson
12) Radiohead - Nude


And, with that, I'm off on holiday for a week. See you again on 23rd June!

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Friday, April 18, 2008

A mewsical interlude

Cat + theremin = cat playing a theremin.

Brilliant.

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Monday, November 26, 2007

Cute cat corner

This is some seriously hardcore cat cuteness. Be prepared to go "Awwwww...."

Cats talking


As always, however, the best bit about watching a video on Youtube is the comments. Here are a few choice notes from the above video's 3m viewers.

"how can japans eat cats and kill dogs or other sweet animal ? ? ? how ?? fuck off!!" writes dmxez.

"the only people who dont like cats r the ones who dont like themselves," opines spannypumpkin.

"Cat 1: So Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
Cat 2: Same thing we try to do every night Pinky...try to take over the world!
" plagiarises seattleseahawks82.

"oh wow they are in love, go fuck yourself and get a life that is the dumest shit ever," types souljhah111222111 with minimal use of his brain's spelling centre.

"I can hardly imagine why there are so many freaks (e.g souljah111222111)coming here to post offensive comments on such a beautiful clip? Jesus, please throw them into the Hell! They don't deserve your love," responds Manulifee.

Isn't the internet great?

Update: Someone has translated the video so now we know exactly what the cats are saying.

Translated cats

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Friday, September 28, 2007

Cats + Internet = Funny

It only started in January, but comedy cat website I Can Has Cheezburger has become an internet phenomenon. As it is Friday, and I am in desperate need of a laugh, here are my top 10 photos from its short life-span. Have a nice weekend!











See them all at Icanhascheezburger.com

Many thanks to mrsdiscopop for her hard work researching this post, plsthxbye

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Collating the things that people say

  • So, the MTV awards went ahead in Miami - despite the Hurricane, and people getting shot, and the obvious dearth of decent acts willing to take part. It speaks volumes when the only vaguely interesting picture from the event is of Shakira. (Oh, okay, and this one of Nelly Tomato, but only because we love her).

    Frankly, we couldn't be bothered to watch, but here's what the people of the interweb had to say:


  • Eva Longoria is dressed as a giant cameltoe. Viewers with HDTV are treated to a topographic map of Eva's vulva. (fluxblog)

  • Alicia Keys, once again, failed to disappoint those expecting her to look like shit. (goldenfiddle)

  • I'm still convinced that Ciara is a man. (clever titles are so last summer)

  • Apparently white guys can only be on MTV now if they wear eyeliner. (fluxblog)

  • For a minute there I was asking myself, "Why, exactly, is P. Diddy famous?" Then they showed the Notorious B.I.G. thing and I remembered: he had a friend once who like, died. We should give the guy a fucking medal. (stereogum)

  • Kelly Clarkson took a random friend up on stage to accept her award and said, 'Sorry, I don't have an entourage so I decided to bring up my friend Ashley.' I LOVE HER. (popjustice boards)

  • We wept. More importantly, we turned off the TV and listened to some actual music. (gawker)


  • Watch the trailer for the new Harry Potter film

  • Charlotte Church gains our respect for telling the truth about all the other pop stars. Bob Dylan "sounds like a freak", Beyoncé is "so out of tune that it does my head in", and Chris Martin is "a bit wimpy". Only a bit?

  • Is this wrong?

    Cats in sinks


  • Idiot Toys brings a much-needed sense of perspective to coverage of gadgets and toys. Why would you ever need a chair you can plug your ipod into, anyway?

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  • Saturday, April 23, 2005

    Cat Buckaroo!

    1) Procure cat
    2) Wait until cat falls asleep
    3) Carefully place objects atop cat
    4) Repeat until cat wakes up, flips out and looks at you with disdain

    Ages 4-adult. 1-8 players.
    Does not require batteries.
    Requires cat.




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