Goody Goody Gumdrops (save me when my bum pops)

Well, we're only two weeks late, but Elvis is no longer number one. Thank you, God.

Incidentally, Ciara (for it is she) pronounces her name "see-arr-ah"; which is just plain wrong.

I'm also shocked to disover that I'd misheard her song completely.

She does not, apparently, sing:
"You're looking for my titties - well keep looking coz they stay in the bra".

Shame, really.

The Official UK Top 40

Ciara

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