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What is it with Grand Theft Auto? I had to spend half an hour last night swimming underwater and resurfacing, in order to build up my character's lung capacity. Where exactly is the fun in that?



A miner being chased by toilets in a cave. A farmer collecting eggs from giant frankenstein ostriches. Now, that's what games should be about...



And you can even play them at work in your spare time on the internet. Eat that, Sony.

Play Manic Miner online

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