Nik will talk about his career at length

Imagine having a bona-fide star round to your house for dinner. How would you dress? What would you cook? Would they snog your mum?



Well, it'll never happen. But thanks to super new service Supper With The Stars you can dine with a d-list washed up has been.



Why not invite over cuddly 80s pop loser Nik Kershaw who will "talk about his career at length" (unless you poison him with nuts)?



Keith Harris turns out to be a big spoilsport, however. He stipulates that he "likes to appear on his own". So you'll get better value-for-money from Limahl who "will also take part in after dinner party games".



The mind boggles.

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