Career Suicide!

So, your band has become one of the biggest sensations of the last year, winning countless awards, being championed by Elton John and performing with the Muppets. What do you do next?

1) "Break" the US
2) Get a ropey new hairdo
3) Piss all your money up the wall
4) Keep your money, but piss on the wall anyway
5) Piss on your money, from on top of the wall
6) Using all of your money, build a wall of piss (Damien Hirst might be able to help here)

Any of the above is accceptable, to be honest. But whatever you do, don't quit the band to work on a 'side project'.

Ana Matronic, we're talking to you.

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