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Kevin Federline is having a ...Baby one more time.

Ironic headline of the day: Paris Hilton designs jewellery for dogs

Natalie Imbruglia won't be returning to Neighbours for the 20th anniversary specials. Perhaps she's worried Brad will try to boff her in the back of a construction van again...

Oh so sad nerd webzine IGN lists the DVDs with naughty bits in them. We'll all be rushing out to buy "Old School" now that we know the DVD contains "a nice shot of Elisha Cuthbert's bottom in hot pants."

Defamer reassures us that the Celebrity Rehab Equilibrium is being maintained

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