Baby can I hold you (and perform an emergency medical manoevre on you) tonight?

So Ronan Keating is good for something, after all...

At a recent charity event, he came up behind one of his fans, wrapped his manly arms around her waist, and grasped her firmly.

With a sudden upwards thrust, and a filthy grunt... he performed the Heimlich manouevre, dislodging a piece of bread from her gullet.

What did you think we meant? Honestly, your minds are in the gutter.

If you can't wait to get your hands on the new Goldfrapp single, Fluxblog has a naughty mp3 of it. But you have to promise to buy the real thing on August 8th, or we shall be very, very angry with you.

On a side note - doesn't the cover for the single look eerily similar to the artwork for Sophie Ellis-Bextor's last album?

Click on the image for more Goldfrappé, via their official website.

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" has topped a list of memorable movie quotes by the American Film Institute. Imagine how different things would have been if they'd gone with the alternative: "Frankly, my indifference is boundless."

Some positive news from the Kylie camp. Australian fans have been told to hold on to their tickets because her live shows may still be rescheduled.

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