"He raves. He stiffens in anticipation of coming death."
This is what will happen to you if you insist on touching yourself, according to a French textbook from the late nineteenth century.
Mind you, it makes more sense if you remove the last word from that sentence.
Spike Jonez has directed a new Gap commercial, and it is full of wanton violence and destruction. Aces.
Watch it here. Then watch it as Spike intended and be amazed all over again.
Tori Amos has released a 12-CD boxset of concert recordings from this year's Original Sinsuality tour. To be honest, we thought the shows were over-indulgent and boring, but you should head over to the official website and listen to a clip of her performing Like A Prayer with a full gospel choir. It is good.
Can you tell the difference between Computer Generated Images and Photos? Find out with this quiz.
The Guardian is hosting a series of 30-minute podcasts by Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington. "You need to, yeah, listen to stuff on demand when you want it and stuff," they say. It's crap, obviously.
Pictures of the new X-Men 3 movie and cast are on show at Justjared.com. They've turned Fraiser blue!Labels: links, spike jonez, the act of self-love, tori amos, TV
