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"I'm surprised we've not been nominated," says Heidi Range about the Best Pop category, "I was shocked that McFly weren't in the category either and it's James Blunt and Katie Melua."
Rather than launching a protest - maybe chucking Mutya's bloated corpse into the reception area, KLF style - Heidi is philosophical:
"Maybe," she muses, "they've changed the way of doing things."
However, there's still hope of a ruckus at tomorrow's ceremony - someone has riled Girls Aloud.
Sarah Harding (the blonde one) told the Daily Mittor, "We aren't nominated for a Brit. It's a complete joke - we can't believe it."
"It's the likes of Madonna, who isn't pop and isn't British. Kelly Clarkson isn't British either. It doesn't give British pop acts like us a chance."
She's got a point - although it'd be nice if the girls had the confidence to say "actually, we're better than that Clarkson slag" instead of whining about her nationality.
Can't wait to hear what they say when they discover they've been left off the Mercury list.
Labels: brits, Girls Aloud, Music