Hello, Tom Baker here...

Has Dr Who sent you a text message yet? No, not that weird modern one who hangs around with Chris Evans's ex-wife. The real Dr Who.

You see, if you live in the UK you can currently send an SMS to a landline and special BT computer wizadry will turn it into a voice-call from Tom Baker: the voice of Little Britain and erstwhile companion of K9.

It's a totally spiffing wheeze, and must have increased BT's profits by literally pounds. But, as with all good things, it's coming to an end (April 30th is the last day, I think).

Equally true, however, is that the internet will preserve every tiny blip on the universe's cutural radar for posterity. Accordingly, some bright young genius has set up a website called "Tom Baker says" to record tons of Tom's top texts.

Yes, even the swears.

Go to www.tombakersays.com, for the full experience.

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