This weekend in two pictures

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes get married in their secret subterranean lair, under the watchful, loving eye of Satan.


Earlier, Katie made a desperate last-ditch attempt to escape the rat-infested dungeon she was locked in, pounding on the window and waving anxiously at the outside world as Tom her prepared her for a wedding "banquet" of toads, bracken and leeches.

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