What's going on here, then?

Apparently these heavily shrouded humans are Michael Jackson's three children - Prince Michael, 10, Paris Katherine, eight, and five-year-old Prince Michael II (known as Blanket).

According to the Daily Mail, "Jackson believes the children could be a target for kidnappers, and he hopes that by covering their faces he can ward off this perceived threat". I can see how that would work.

Just as the kidnappers were about to snatch the children and demand Jacko pay them one of the two dry beans that now comprise his fortune, they would suddenly be confused by the childrens' lack of having a face.

"Where did they go?" the kidnappers would cry. "They were here just a moment ago, but now there are just some disembodied clothes floating around the airport. What can have happened to our cunningly conceived and masterfully executed plan?".

Of course, I probably shouldn't be surprised that Michael Jackson has based his security operations on the defensive tactics of an ostrich.

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