Spice Girls!!!!!!! etc

OMG!!!1 I was at the Spice Girls press conference today. Some initial observations:

Mel C still seems reluctant about the whole reunion, no matter what she says.

Geri is pleasantly mental. "I've got a gun," she 'joked' at one point. Try saying that at airport security, Halliwell.

Victoria Beckham is going to have to get used to being the strong, silent one all over again.

But she has fabulous trousers this time round.

Emma said she phoned the other girls and said "I want to be a Spice Girl again". What she didn't tell us is that she was wearing her pink Baby Spice dress and sobbing quietly into a cheesecake at the time.

With the exception of Mel C, everyone's boobs are massive, man.

I was abnormally excited by the whole affair, and slightly disappointed when Geri failed to chat me up.

(PS you can read my official report on the whole shebang here)

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