It's Britney, Bitch
That is how Britney Spears' comeback single, Gimme More, starts.
Clearly, it is a stroke of genius on par with shaving off all your hair and going slowly mental in full view of the public.
But does the song continue to achieve this stratospheric level of pop brilliance? Or does it freefall straight into the dumper?
And are the lyrics (about being "centre of attention when you're up against the wall") a toe-curling swipe at the paparazzi, or a brave admission that Britney has ballsed up the last six months of her life? Or just some words someone wrote on a bit of paper and told Britters to sing during the six lucid minutes she enjoyed back in July.
There is only one way to be sure: Listen, stream, or download an MP3 of the song using all of the buttons below. Then tell me what you think.
There is plenty of boring technical information about the song here
Meanwhile, Popjustice has its say over here
Labels: Britney Spears, MP3, Music