What the flip is going on here?

Here, viewers, we have the debut video from R&B personage Livvi Franc. It raises several questions:

1) Has Livvi seen Rachel Stevens' video for Sweet Dreams My LA Ex?
2) What does she mean by: "I am not a bender, return to sender"?
3) How, in the normal course of events, does this happen to your clothes?



The video provides no answers. None. It is all very peculiar.

The song, Now I'm That Bitch, is a good 'un. Despite the terrible rap and potentially homophobic lyrics, the first verse has a tantalising hint of mystery and the chorus is effortlessly catchy.

Livvi Franc - Now I'm That Bitch


I could do without the "men are all rubbish" sentiment, though. It's like no-one in in R&B has bothered to think up a new narrative device since No Scrubs. Yes, women are strong and independent. We get it. Move along.

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