Break out Adobe Aftereffects, it's Kylie Minogue and an "animated" background!

Could Parlophone have been any more lacklustre in their attempt to jazz up this YouTube video for Kylie's single premiere? (Hint: No).

Kylie Minogue - All The Lovers


The whole internet seems to have exploded in a confetti storm of Kylie love over All The Lovers - words like BEAUTIFUL and MAJESTIC have been typed in captial letters on forums and tweets and messageboards for the last 30 minutes. Personally, I have managed not to wet my knickers. There's not even a drop of moisture down there (but then, I use industrial strength talcum powder).

That said, the song improves massively on the third or fourth listen, transforming from a squiggly mid-80s Erasure rip-off into an understated pop monument to blissed-out dancefloor love.

This is a terrible piece of writing. I think we should stop here before anyone gets hurt.

For those of you who want full, exhaustive details of Kylie's new album, here you go:


APHRODITE - Released on Parlophone, 5th July 2010

ALL THE LOVERS
Written by Jim Elliot & Mima Stilwell
Produced by Jim Eliot
Additional production and mix by Stuart Price

GET OUTTA MY WAY
Written by Cutfather: Lucas Secon, Damon Sharpe, Peter Wallevik, Daniel Davidsen & Mitch Hansen
Produced by Cutfather, Peter Wallevik & Daniel Davidsen
Co-produced by Damon Sharpe, Lucas Secon & Stuart Price

PUT YOUR HANDS UP (IF YOU FEEL LOVE)
Written by Fin Dow-Smith, The Nervo Girls
Produced by Starsmith. Co-produced by Stuart Price. Additional vocal production by Nervo.
Mixed by Starsmith and Stuart Price

CLOSER
Written by Stuart Price & Beatrice Hatherley
Produced & mixed by Stuart Price

EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL
Written by Fraser T Smith & Tim Rice-Oxley (“Keane”)
Produced and mixed by Fraser T Smith

APHRODITE
Written & produced by Nerina Pallot & Andy Chatterley
Additional production and mix by Stuart Price

ILLUSION
Written by Kylie Minogue & Stuart Price
Produced & mixed by Stuart Price

BETTER THAN TODAY
Written & produced by Nerina Pallot & Andy Chatterley
Additional production and mix by Stuart Price

TOO MUCH
Written by Kylie Minogue, Calvin Harris & Jake Shears
Produced and mixed by Calvin Harris.

CUPID BOY
Written by Sebastian Ingrosso (“Swedish House Mafia”), Magnus Lidehall, Nick Clow & Luciana Caporaso
Produced & mixed by Stuart Price & Sebastian Ingrosso & Magnus

LOOKING FOR AN ANGEL
Written by Kylie Minogue & Stuart Price
Produced & mixed by Stuart Price

CAN’T BEAT THE FEELING
Written by Hannah Robinson, Pascal Gabriel, Borge Fjordheim, Matt Prime & Richard X
Produced by Stuart Price, Pascal Gabriel & Borge Fjordheim.
Mixed by Stuart Price

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