Hey, how are you?! What have you been up to? Oh, really.
Really? Wow. Well, you're looking very well. No, nothing much has changed around here. We got some new shelves in last week but other than that... Yeah, just keeping things ticking over. Mm-hm? Oh, I know. He did not?! That's so typically Jeff, isn't it? And did they ever catch the guy? Haha! No. Way. Oh, and have you been watching Homeland? It's such good television. So well made. Really clever. Did you know that the guy was British? And the other one - Paul or Saul or... Yeah, him. Anyway, he was in The Princess Bride. Yeah, yeah. Remember the one who went, "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die". That one! I know! I wouldn't have known if it wasn't in The Guardian last week.
WAIT A MINUTE YOU HAVE A NEW RECORD? WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO BEFORE? WE'VE ONLY BEEN WAITING FOR SEVEN YEARS.
Honestly, some people.
PS: That first paragraph is the full title of Fiona Apple's new album.
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