Katy Perry's Super Bowl performance in full

Here it is, then, Katy Perry's ball-busting Super Bowl show in all of its 12-minute glory.

Key points for those of you who want to scroll through the boring bits:

• 0'20" Katy arrives on a tiger (Roar)
• 1'47" Definitely looks like she's going to fall off here
• 1'53" Giant game of cosmic chess (Dark Horse)
• 2'51" Caught in a cyclone
• 3'20" Non-shit Lenny Kravitz duet (I Kissed A Girl)

• 4'30" Ahoy there, dancing sharks! (Teenage Dream)
• 5'52" Left shark forgets dance moves, sparks instant Twitter parody
• 7'10" Synchronised sunbathing (California Gurls)
• 7'15" Missy Elliot does Get Ur Freak On (Get Ur Freak On)
  
• 7'25" Katy Perry stops being pop star, becomes Missy Elliot's stalker

• 8'20" Missy Elliot is still here (Work It)
• 9'04" Missy Elliot is still here (Lose Control)
• 10'00" Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
• 10'38" Would you like to shoot on a star? (Firework)
• 11'30" This is pretty fucking amazing
• 12'10" Let's all punch a volcano

Basically, there are no boring bits. Sit back and watch it below.

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