Drop that clitoris!

Here is Cameron Diaz* talking about her harrowing new movie, That Terrible Time Of The Month.



*May actually be Tracey Ullman

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Breaking News: Liam Gallagher is a tosser

Liam Gallagher slips up! "No wonder they're the biggest band in the world," he says of U2 (while calling them wankers, of course).

Wait a minute -- we thought Oasis were supposed to be the biggest band in the world?

It turns out we'd heard it wrong. They're the biggest band of fuckwits in the world.

No Rock and Roll Fun have a good old rant about Live 8's relevance;

"If [Gordon Brown has] already made up his mind, what is the aim of the concert?", they ask, "Unless he's saying 'A Spice Girls reunion will mean we'll write off all the debt of Benin'".

Cameron Diaz sues the National Enquirer over allegations she's been kissing other boys. Which gives us a nice opportunity to link to her supposed lover's weblog where he tells his wife "If I was hooking up with CD you'd have been the first one I high-fived."

Britney's bump.

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Picture special #2

Cameron Diaz is to marry Justin Timberlake while wearing a native American dress and moccasins.



It's a slight change from her cowboy outift in Charlie's Angels, but sure to please Justin's deviant fantasies.



Ride 'em, as they say, cowboy.

Contact Music: Diaz's dress

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