I want people to know what Barry Chuckle is really like

Top of our list was the Chuckle Brothers (they just look the sort, don't they?)
So imagine our surprise when we opened up a three day old copy of the sun to find it had already happened!
We plan to put our newfound talent for predicting news stories after they've happened to lucrative effect. Tomorrow, we'll exclusively reveal the general election results. At around teatime.
Labels: TV