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Andre (3000) Benjamin of Outkast hasn't quite got the hang of Hollywood yet... "I didn’t know if I was good," he says of his acting, "until people said, 'Hey! You’re good.'"

Andre, do you realise that you're not supposed to take the words of the tea-boy as the gospel truth, don't you?

This also applies to: the pet wrangler, starstruck extras, the dude with the clapperboard, the director, the limo driver, your dialect coach (he's laughing at you behind your back), the foley artist, your co-stars, that guy with the lisp, the hairstylist (particularly the hair stylist), the key grip, the boyfriend of that girl who does the thing with the hose, your stylist (also laughing at you behind your back), Dave who gets the coffee, the set dressers, the wardrobe unit, the scary peanut lady, and even your mum.

Don't go to the front row for Jamelia's V Festival performance, just in case her waters break all over you.

We've just fallen in love with Nelly Furtado's last album, "Folklore", all over again. So it's great to hear that she's busy recording the follow up! She once looked me straight in the eye all the way through a performance of "Try", you know...

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