NME Awards: A brief conversation

Ant says:
I have to say I'm disturbed. NME readers, yes that's NME readers, have voted Madonna as sexiest female! Obviously the adverage reader age is now 40+ or something has really gone wrong in the head of 20 something boys.

Mrdiscopop says:
Sexy? Have they seen her gusset?

Ant says:
It's like fancying your mum if you're an NME reader...

Mrdiscopop says:
Bad and wrong

Ant says:
As ben in our office would say 'it's captain wrong from the planet don't go there'

Mrdiscopop says:
Mind you - are there any sexy indie ladies at the moment?

Ant says:
Meg's quite sexy from the White Stripes, but that might be me

Mrdiscopop says:
Only when her hair covers her face

Ant says:
Cheeky

Mrdiscopop says:
What about her out of the Subways?

Ant says:
I think the girls are about to fight back in the indie world, there's a number of lady fronted bands on the way...

Ant says:
I don't know what she looks like, I'll have to see

Mrdiscopop says:
Hooray!

Mrdiscopop says:
Lady-fronts are exactly what NME needs

Ant says:
LOL

Mrdiscopop says:
Heidi from the Sugababes - or are you not allowed to like them if you read the NME?

Ant says:
Well if Madonna gets a look in anyone does

Mrdiscopop says:
But I think indie-boys are allowed to like Madonna these days. There's a secret handshake or something.

Ant says:
Subways lady is okay... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO Madonna not allowed EVER

Mrdiscopop says:
Not sexually, mind, just her cutting-edge dance concoctions.

Ant says:
What ABBA? Not cutting edge just ripping off

Mrdiscopop says:
To be fair, that's only one song

Ant says:
One song is enough

Mrdiscopop says:
Don't some of the other songs make up for hung up? I'm thinking Ray of Light and Like a Prayer here...

Ant says:
Yes but that's in the past not now

Mrdiscopop says:
Which is kind of the point, I suppose. Past it commercially, creatively and most definitely sexually.

Mrdiscopop says:
Just ask Guy.

Ant says:
Which brings us around again to the start of this conversation, Madonna sexiest female, a million levels of wrong

Mrdiscopop says:
I thank you.

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