I am not typing this...

I am most definitely not on the internet from my holiday, so it is a complete Holmesian mystery as to how this post is being written.

Anyway, just wanted to alert you to to things:

1) Madonna's rubbish new single, 4 Minutes To Save The World (with Justin Timberlake and Timbaland). What is going on here, then?

(I have no idea how long this will stay online)

2) Janet Jackson's rather spiffing new video, Rock With U. It's like Madonna's Ray Of Light in slow-motion. Note how the key lyric "Strobe lights make everything sexier", and how the video has to use a strobe set to flash every second so as not to induce epilepsy in MTV viewers.

Janet Jackson - Rock With U

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