Who will buy my Friendly Fires?

I've just looked up Friendly Fires' UK chart history... but there isn't one. The general public, in its general wisdom, has completely avoided buying any of their singles to date. That's records like Paris, On Board and Jump In The Pool - which collectively piss fountains over Tinchy Stryder's stodgy, undercooked chips.

Their new single, Kiss Of Life, isn't quite as good as their previous efforts - which means it'll probably sell a bagriliion-zillion-manillion (10^2,000,002) copies.

If not, Ed Macfarlane has a healthy future teaching classes in how to dance like a beached fish.

Friendly Fires - Kiss Of Life

7/10

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