An open letter to Alexandra Burke

Dear Aaliyah,

RE: Your X Factor performance. Congratulations on employing every male dancer in the UK during this time of financial upheaval. It is exactly this sort of frivolous expenditure that will get the economy back on its feet (or doing an amazing headspin like that guy in Breakdance 2: Electric Boogaloo).

However, it would be good if your next single didn't sound quite so much like Sinitta.

Yours,
Sergeant Simon T Whistlebone (Mrs)

:: Video: Alexandra Burke - Bad Boys (live on X Factor)

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