Somebody sound the "summer anthem" klaxon

This new single by Wiley is going to be inescapable this summer. It is also a perfect example of why I will never spend time in Ibiza.

Wiley ft Ms A - Heatwave


So, what do you reckon? It's a great record, isn't it? But in a really hateful way.

I mean, as a pop fan, I'm resigned to the fact that 99% of what I listen to will be shallow. But those lyrics are so unremittingly, punishingly shallow, you couldn't even drown an amoeba in them.

PS: My favourite bit is when Wiley says "When I arrive I'm causing a heatwave" but it sounds like "When I arrive, my balls are caught in a heatwave".

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