Fear of flying

Life imitates art! Jennifer Aniston apparently freaked out and demanded to get off a transatlantic flight minutes before it took off.

Aniston was supposed to be flying back to LA from London, where she'd been spending time with Ross David Schwimmer.

I hope she went straight to his apartment and wept "I got off the plane" before collapsing into his arms. That would make my life complete.

Jennifer Lopez realises what we've all known for years. She's banned a film about the recording of her new album because she "hated the sound of her voice"

But self-delusion continues as normal for Daniel Bedingfield, who believes his shitpot second album flopped because he's not getting any skirt.

No, dear, it's because the record stank like a skunk in a binbag.

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