You crust be joking

What a comedown. Unable to resurrect her recording career despite several years atop the FHM "100 lovely ladythings" poll, Louise Redknapp has been forced to eke out a living advertising crustless bread. As if we're supposed to believe she eats carbs, or something.

Anyway, what exactly is the point of crustless bread? We were always told the crusts were the healthiest part of the loaf. And, if you look closely at those shots of Louise, you'll see that giving them up has given her some horrible kind of skin complaint. Urgh.

Lifestyle Extra: Louise unveils crustless loaf

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