Gerbil Pie

So, inspired by The New Yorker, we're going to go out and Punk some people (as the kids are calling it these days).
We're definitely trying the gerbil pie, and we've just had the following phone conversation with Waterstones;
Waterstones: "Hello, Waterstones Picadilly. Can I help you?"
Mrdiscopop: "No, I'm just browsing."
Waterstones: "?"
Mrdiscopop: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Bonk."
Bonk was the sound of our head falling off with all the laughter.
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