Katrina makes waves

You really have got to hand it to MTV - they are a continual asset to the development of pop music.

First of all, they came up with the whole 'cheap videos make great television' concept. Next, they realised that Dire Straits and Sting should be shoved off onto a separate channel for pensioners, and called it VH1. And now, they're planning a massive cull of the world's most useless pop stars!

Because, this weekend, MTV have lured some of the world's most useless pop acts down to Miami and lined them up in front of a Hurricane!

If all goes to plan, by Monday we will no longer have to tolerate the following: P Diddy, Usher, 50 Cent, Coldplay, The Black Eyed Peas, Mariah Carey and Ricky Martin. It is a scheme of the most unspeakable genius and simplicity.

Perhaps we could get them to send Hurricane Katrina over to the MOBOs, too?

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Hurricane Katrina heads for Miami

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