What we learnt from a morning watching Music TV

1) Craig David's beard is a metaphor for his music: Stylish, but overgroomed and boring.

2) Pussycat Dolls (pictured) look like they've come off the cover of Maxim, and their song has a killer hook: "Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?". Problem is, no self-respecting teenage girl will touch it, teenage boys won't be able to pick it off the shelves without going beetroot red, and 35-year-old pervs aren't a big single-buying demographic...

3) Kanye West has lost the plot. Gone are the socially concious diatribes, only to be replaced with boasts his money. And his cars. And his jewellery. And his fantastic sexual prowess. What a waste.

4) For someone who is ugly on a fundamental level, Gwen Stefani certainly scrubs up well in her videos.

5) McFly really need to be put out of their misery.

More reports from the frontline of music journalism later.

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