Jennifer Lopez, we're told, is a "Triple Threat". We'd always assumed that meant she could sing, dance and act - until we saw Gigli. So what is that mysterious third talent? Apparently, it's farting in people's faces.
The ultimate present for your mopey, Morissey-stalking friend - His house.
Now you can buy Bill Clinton's jazz collection. Unfortunately, it's a CD of his favourite songs, rather than a stash of top-shelf magazines.
Thinking of buying a PSP? Why bother when Nintendo are discounting the DS. In the US, Nintendo's machine is now half the price of Sony's - and we'd wager that similar discounts will appear over here just in time for the PSP launch.
And, finally, how can we resist a video where a geeky teacher sings to his class:
"Nobody loves you like your mama loves you
But who's loving your mama?
I am."
Well, we can, after the initial novelty has worn off. But you can click here to watch it once.Labels: ds, Games, jennifer lopez, links, Music, Nintendo
