Snakes On A Plane!

This surely has to be the single greatest movie-concept (and title) of all time. You can just imagine the pitch:

Sweaty Hollywood Exec:
So, kid, what's your idea?
Emaciated Screenwriter:
Dude - there are snakes. On a plane.
Sweaty Hollywood Exec:
Have one-hundred million dollars.

But it gets better. There aren't just snakes on the plane - Samuel L. Jackson is there, too. So, at some point, he is bound to say; "Take that, you slithery motherfuckers."

Ain't Hollywood swell?

Defamer: Snakes On A Plane!

Seriously, snakes on a plane

Photos!

(Hey, we've just realised that the acronym for "Snakes On A Plane" is SOAP. If any tinseltown marketing gurus are reading this, you can use that free of charge.)

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