Robbie Williams pops up in today's Sun to say he'd like to be a lady.
Not because he loves the cock, you understand, but because he wants "to know what sex feels like for a woman." (i.e. because he loves the cock.)
Still, he got us thinking: if a woman has an orgasm and sneezes at the same time, what happens?
Mr Red Penguin reveals the top 100 singles so far this year. Such a list is inevitably going to be depressing, but we still can't believe that there's only one good song in the top ten. Plus, you have to get as far down as number 27 before you'll find an actual classic: Amerie's "1 Thing" - funily enough sitting right next to the only other classic in the list, "Dare" by Goriilaz.
Rick Astley is back, back, back! and he's as controversial and cutting-edge as ever. Talking to The Independent he reveals that Stock, Aiken and Waterman practised "formulaic songwriting." Is he sure?
Video ipod: first review. Ho hum.Labels: links, Music, robbie williams
