Friday fotos

Some vacuous entertainment for your eyes on a Friday afternoon...

This poster was pinned to the gate of Paris Hilton's home in LA. Particularly nasty / brilliant is the description of Lohan as a "freckle-bellied cokewhore terrier".

Q: Is Salma Hayek still pregnant?
A: No, she is hiding a leg of ham up her nightdress. That is definitely what it is.

FACT: Kanye West is a tit.

US Weekly didn't look closely enough at this photo before they published...
Or perhaps that's a real thought-bubble coming out of Amy Winehouse's ear?

Isn't it sickening that someone could be this hot after a nine-hour transatlantic flight? (Answer: Yes, it is)

Crikey! Haven't the Sugababes let themselves go?
(Er, are you sure this isn't Beyoncé and her mum? -Ed)

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Salma Hayek may explode

As Defamer puts it: Now more than ever, Salma Hayek is a series of massive, congruent orbs.


That bun is ready to come out of the oven.

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Oscar nominations: The best bit

Salma Hayek announces that her bestest friend in the whole wide world, Penelope Cruz, is nominated for best actress with an admirable sense of calm and restraint.

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And strreeetch

Dear Jesus God, no! What is that man doing to Salma Hayek?

Click on the photo for more. (via goldenfiddle.com)

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Salma Hayek, in a John Kerry Mask...Mopping a floor

That is all.

Feh: Celebrities Are Just Like Us!

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Forbidden Love: Permission Granted

Latin America's two most gorgeous famous actresses in a lesbian love tryst - can it be true? Spanish tabloid magazine ¡Mira! promises that it is!



Click on the picture for their shocking, lurid exposé.

Totally stolen from defamer.com

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