Westlife heart you

I'm not normally one to promote the seedy goings-on in the world of Westlife, but the band's new video is actually quite interesting.

That's the video, mind you... not the song, or the group, or their braying, germ-ridden, coven of fans.

Somehow, possibly by forming a covenant with the devil, they've come up with a way of personalising the video with your name. You simply go to their website, mywestlife.com, enter your details and - hey presto! - your name appears right there on the screen.

Kian - or Mick or Seamus or whatever he's called - sends you a text message (how modern) and invites you to a wedding (swoon). It is eye-poppingly amazing, and no mistake*

Here are some scenes from my very own personal Westlife video:









* Hang on. That statement may be a mistake in itself.
The whole enterprise is, in actual fact, utter bollocks.

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Left, Left, Up. Down, Down, Right.

Fuck choreography: In Madonna's new video, she goes to the Trocadero and plays "Dance, Dance, Revolution." (Although she's not going to get a very high score if she keeps turning her back to the screen like that).

"Brian, I'm a genius too". WFMU has a recording of the Beach Boy's dad Murry Wilson, drunk, ruining a Beach boys recording session in 1965. "You think because you've had a couple of hits, you've got it made."

Q: How many members of Westlife does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: All of them. No, really.

One for mrsdiscopop: Pictures of Nigel Barker back when he was a male model, plus lost of spoilers on America's Next Top Model, cycle 5.

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